{"title":"Jobless Collection","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"job-searching","title":"Job Searching","description":"\u003cp\u003eFull-time job, zero pay, brutal hours. The grind of job searching hits different when you’re doing it from your kitchen at 2pm in pajamas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRepresent the struggle with this soft, unisex 100% cotton tee. At least your outfit can be comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton\/10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thread and Theory","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46523009957958,"sku":"1966040_11576","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46523009990726,"sku":"1966040_11577","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46523010023494,"sku":"1966040_11578","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46523010056262,"sku":"1966040_11579","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46523010089030,"sku":"1966040_11580","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46523010121798,"sku":"1966040_12650","price":30.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":46523010154566,"sku":"1966040_12651","price":32.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":46523010187334,"sku":"1966040_12652","price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-and-back-6aa09b85e895c.jpg?v=1788910489"},{"product_id":"ghosted","title":"Ghosted","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree rounds of interviews, a personality assessment, and a salary negotiation. Then: silence. Not even a form rejection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your job search had a theme song, it would be the sound of an empty inbox. Soft 100% cotton unisex tee — because you deserve \u003cem\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e after all that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton\/10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thread and Theory","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46523025752134,"sku":"8671178_11576","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46523025784902,"sku":"8671178_11577","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46523025817670,"sku":"8671178_11578","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46523025850438,"sku":"8671178_11579","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46523025883206,"sku":"8671178_11580","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46523025915974,"sku":"8671178_12650","price":30.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":46523025948742,"sku":"8671178_12651","price":32.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":46523025981510,"sku":"8671178_12652","price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-and-back-6aa09d73a709b.jpg?v=1788910981"},{"product_id":"ats-said-no","title":"ATS Said No","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou tailored your resume. You used the keywords. You even removed the Oxford comma. Didn't matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor everyone who's ever been rejected by a robot before a human even blinked — this one's for you. Unisex 100% cotton tee. Soft. Comfortable. Unlike the job market.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton\/10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thread and Theory","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46523080671302,"sku":"1819874_11576","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46523080704070,"sku":"1819874_11577","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46523080736838,"sku":"1819874_11578","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46523080769606,"sku":"1819874_11579","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46523080802374,"sku":"1819874_11580","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46523080835142,"sku":"1819874_12650","price":30.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46523080867910,"sku":"1819874_12651","price":32.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":46523080900678,"sku":"1819874_12652","price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6aa190478a8ad.jpg?v=1788973136"},{"product_id":"unemployed","title":"Unemployed","description":"\u003cp\u003eTechnically “between opportunities.” Practically watching LinkedIn notifications like it’s a sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwn the era. This unisex 100% cotton tee is as comfortable as the couch you’ve been working from — and way more honest about your current title.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton\/10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thread and Theory","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46523120517190,"sku":"1007348_11576","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46523120549958,"sku":"1007348_11577","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46523120582726,"sku":"1007348_11578","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46523120615494,"sku":"1007348_11579","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46523120648262,"sku":"1007348_11580","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46523120681030,"sku":"1007348_12650","price":30.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46523120713798,"sku":"1007348_12651","price":32.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":46523120746566,"sku":"1007348_12652","price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6aa190815febf.jpg?v=1788973194"},{"product_id":"overqualified-and-underpaid","title":"Overqualified and Underpaid","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou have three degrees, five years of experience, and a starting salary that would make your student loans laugh. Wear it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis unisex tee is 100% cotton, soft, and built to last — because unlike your compensation, the quality here is actually worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton\/10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thread and Theory","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46523135262790,"sku":"2235835_11576","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46523135295558,"sku":"2235835_11577","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46523135328326,"sku":"2235835_11578","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46523135361094,"sku":"2235835_11579","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46523135393862,"sku":"2235835_11580","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46523135426630,"sku":"2235835_12650","price":30.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46523135459398,"sku":"2235835_12651","price":32.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":46523135492166,"sku":"2235835_12652","price":34.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6aa1916145d67.jpg?v=1788973418"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3388\/6278\/collections\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_2_2026_06_02_52_PM_780809b7-3e02-4e9c-8fc6-622e8d278736.png?v=1788913717","url":"https:\/\/threadandtheoryco.com\/collections\/core-collection-copy.oembed","provider":"Thread and Theory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}